Our moves are

Mike first. Rook forward.


















Dusty next. Knight back.

Black Rook moves right one pace

My move is...Moving to the right with the center black rook.

Elegant, Simple, 2 months of work...

QUEEN down 3

My move is...

WEDDING DANCE

You know, fill in the moat, expand the castle for the misses, have a dance and bingo, ba da boom, alakazam, shebam, ba da bing ba da boom, kaboom, ka blam, shazam, ting tang walla walla bing bam, ka zoom, shezoom, ba ba black sheep have you any ala ka blam a ka zoom, right to the moon, and there you have it, the special wedding dance, alaka boink. Got that wizeguy?

The Electric Slide, to the left.
your pal,
French O Phonzi.

KNIGHT AVENGED

BISHOP JEALOUS OF PAWN

RUN AWAY

I am the knight who says "What, me worry?"
www.mikeacrossamerica.com

Mistaken Identity: Try Again

Dancing Queen

My move is...

Mind if I Play Through?

CAN YOU GUESS?

White 'Castles' - Get it?

AT THE QUEEN'S FUNERAL

At the Queen's funeral the Bishop who slayed her had the audacity to mock the funeral party...
Since the Monkey King was beside himself and he couldn't trust the pawns who had faced a famine in the last few months...He asked the Rook beside him to take care of the careless cleric.The Rook took care of it in his own way...allowing the priest only a few moments to make things right with God.

THE QUEEN IS DEAD!

"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a smile. Just like a retard"

I WANT TO BREAK FREE...(sung)

No sense beating a dead Horse...

WHIP WHIP WHIP WHAAATCHAA
RAWHIIIIIIIIDE

Chess in the City on HBO this Fall

I moved my King to the right...

A Castle is a Rich Man's Jail...

Or a poor man's Yoda....

Di is in the Castle

My move is...

Lady DIE crashes the party.

Ewww. Even I thought that was in bad taste. Di as in DIE and crashes the party as in "she crashed in a firey inferno after the party. Yikes.

MONKEY DEATH

My move is...The knight...I did move...here is a closeup.

So go ahead and make your move- chief.

I am ready for bloody battling with the Beefy Barron of Boston, that's you, biatch.

KING CLOSETED

My move is...Oops...honest mistake...I honestly thought that was the Queen because the crown looked more feminine...I didn't even think to look at the fact the Queen goes on her color...Try this on for size...

Drag queen is right!

(Use Steweys voice here) Remember, we are playing full chess rules here- castling and using en passant too, but not free-reign kings... Get it? Reign? It's a play on how the your king went free-range like a chicken but a king REIGNS over his minions. Oh delightful.

DRAT. I pooped myself. Oh well. At least when I stand you cant see my anus, Brian...

DRAG QUEEN JOINS CHURCH

My move is...Q takes Bishop

Whammy! Bishop sex party...

a zombie!!!

Joust!! My Horsey Gallops to you.

My move is...

HORSE ATTACK!

QUEEN'S BISHOP LEFT ANGLED 4

My move is...

Mike French's R Horse ADVANCE!

AND TO YOU

My move is...

MIKE PLAYS WHITE, DUSTY PLAYS BLACK

Here's my first move and the rules. You must cut and paste your players and then repost the image in its original size. If you want to, you can get creative and change your players to something recognisable like I have. recolor the square though.

WHITE MOVE 1: